55 word story
Version 2 March 15, 2009
In Order to Be Famous: You Must Die (or at least buy a coffin)
Example #289648
I am:
Hammy,
A ghost,
McDonald’s VIP ingredient.
I went out looking for mud-bubble- bath. Instead I caught the aroma of dumpster drifting along the breeze. That same morning McDonald’s ran low on cows for their meat grinder. A fat pig like me = way too convenient. Hence the fast food delicacy: hamburger.
Great title! It made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteGood job bringing out your message with so few words! And I like your title too!
ReplyDeleteHAMMYYY!!! omg i really hope McDonalds doesn't do this cause thatd be creepyy.
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